Programmer Humour

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A collection of developer jokes scoured from the internet.

Posted 30th June 2020

  1. Why did the developer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.

  2. {!False} it’s funny because it’s true :D.


  3. What made my day ( Day myDay = this.createDay() );

  4. What is a ghost’s favorite type? Booooooooolean. ( @markdalgleish )
  5. How many coders are needed to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware issue.
  6. Where do coders love to hangout. Foo bar.
  7. Chuck Norris doesn’t code apps. He just stares at the screen and apps happen.
  8. (2b || !2b).
  9. You are the semicolon to my statements
  10. A programmer had a problem so he decided to use Java. Now he has a ProblemFactory.

  11. What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.

  12. Programming is 10% writing code and 90% understanding why it’s not working.

  13. There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary and those who don’t.
  14. Profanity is the one language all programmers have mastered.
  15. The human brain is amazing. It works 24/7 from the day you were born. It only stops when you’re writing a code or speaking to someone attractive.
  16. JAVA Developer never RIP. They just get garbage collected.
  17. Programmer (noun) - A person who fixed a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.

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